Our Services
We know our store concept is a little out there I mean what kind of place focuses on getting you ready for the party, getting you in prime condition for the party, makes sure everything is ready to stand UP for anything or anyone you might encounter that night, and then helps you recover quickly at home so you can do it all again. Yes in fact we are the place your parents warned you about . Where reality meets understanding, research, and the true acceptance that we know what people like to do and set out to do when they want to have fun.
Visit with Dr. Dick PV
$50
You and the little guy disagreeing at times on when to work and not, or is it becoming a more frequent issue. Worried about something you know is more than some dry skin. Don’t be embarrassed come talk to Dr. Dick. Dr D PV has quiet litterally not only been trained in the art of speaking penis, but he also has seen Thousands of them, and has become pretty excellent at helping you find ways to make it better.
Banana-Ram me into Recovery
$100
Poke me bitch!!! ………Did today’s big event kick you in your prize box? We know how you feel and so do our little monkeys. The good thing about out Monkeys is they are highley trained RN’s and medical professionals who will make sure you feel like a million Banannas ……I mean bucks
Douching Lesson and Day of BTM meal planning
$80
Dive into ….Well don’t give come on in and learn some new techniques, or Mayne you have been too scared to ask another friend. We will teach you safe, easy, and intensive ways to wash that culo out for its next visitor. In person or digital available. sk questions and become a DOUCH MASTER
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